Governor Pookie's Misadventures at Gitmo!

(Disclaimer: This is satire, parody and a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.)  

Governor Pookie's Misadventures at Gitmo!

We're beginning a new short series of Governor Pookie and his main ankle biter, Itty Bitty, with their misadventures at Gitmo. Both are not thrilled to be at Gitmo but Itty Bitty has always had a more positive outlook about the shambles of a world he lives in. Maybe there's still hope for the little turd of a man, if only he'd kick Governor Pookie to the curb and redeem himself. Does Itty Bitty secretly harbor resentment towards Governor Pookie for destroying his own political ambitions? There is little hope Governor Pookie will become an honest and upright man but miracles do happen. Will he ever give up the thug life he so amiably embraces? Will he ever overcome his daddy issues?

 How did they get here you ask. Tyranny has its own rewards and the ending for the tyrant is never a happy one. You cannot wallow in a swamp and not get mud on you. It doesn't pay to be a habitual liar either.